February 2011
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bromander said: I ate half of an entire block of...
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guess who's gonna fail her anatomy test tomorrow?!
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wellalright:
you know how sometimes you walk in a room and forget why you even went in there?
what if you’re just in a giant game of the sims and you went in there to do something, but whoever was controlling you canceled the command before you got to it?
so you just kind of walk around scratching your head and thinking in thought bubbles about a soccer ball or a bird or bowling pins.
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drewlawton asked: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8d840b53de/jason-segel-paul-rudd-meet-rush?rel=player
YOU ARE WELCOME.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
January 2011
rush is going to be in nashville in april.
the cheapest tickets are ninety dollars.
…well, see you later, hard earned ninety dollars.
I MIGHT BE GOING TO AMERICA AT THE END OF THIS...
tee-anna:
OMG
IF THAT HAPPENED………….
I’D DIE
I’D LITERALLY DIE OF HAPPINESS LOL BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE BECAUSE I WANT TO GO BUT
I NEED TO START SAVING NOW
OK
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it’s so insane to me when i see people excited to come to america. i’m so used to being like “omg, i can’t wait to see the uk and china and blahblahblah” kind of like when people with foreign...
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last night i discovered the effects of tequila and call of duty.
…and it was glorious.
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it's 10:30. you'll never guess what i'm watching.
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tehloki7 said: Herp derp.
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Vacation - Vitamin C (Pokemon: The First Movie...
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dammit rachel get out of here YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND THIS KESHA MADNESS
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tonight is the first night i've downloaded music...
what i’ve downloaded:
danny boy - brian hunter
blow - ke$ha
bromander:
-hottestretard-:
Teen Titans Theme...
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I like to sing;
babymoose:
While I blog:
While I “do my homework”: And while I shower: But I immediately stop singing when I hear someone coming into the house:
after an eventful night full of doing absolutely...
K NITE LUV YALL ALL YALL GOT A FRIEND IN ME
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“ ‘Tangled’ didn’t get nominated and I was really rooting for them, they really...”
– http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1656602/toy-story-3-filmmakers-rendered-speechless-by-oscar-nominations.jhtml (via hellyeahtangled)
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facefucker said: not amused
caput—draconis:
mrs-nezbit:
Is that the guy from The Human Centipede?
no, amanda… no it is not. i love you.
well, alright: my ex started following me the... →
wellalright:
my ex started following me the other day (on tumblr, not like, in real life, that would be weird) and i was a little worried i’d never be able to write a post about our relationship again, but then she unfollowed me a little bit after so i guess i could tell this story.
we had just started…
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The Saga Begins - Weird Al
i am in no way ashamed...
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i’m gonna hit you in your face, i’m gonna punch you in your glasses; i just got a message that said “yeah, hell has frozen over”, i got a phone call from the lord saying “hey boy, get a sweater, right now!”
facefucker said: not amused
i just ate a huge bowl of cereal. →
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facefucker said: I am sterile
omg, i completely misjudged the cuteness of that...
it’s so cute, dear god, no wonder they wanted me to go in there and look at it jiminy christmas
i want a baby. one of you get over here and impregnate me, pronto.
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this random girl is at my house. i mean, she's not...
she’s friends with my brother and my mom.
ANYWAY, she has her baby with her and my whole family is “EMILY, COME SEE THIS BABY RIGHT NOW”
okay, okay! geez, i didn’t know this was such a special baby. this baby had better be made of gold or something. when i have kids i’m going to ask people to view my children at their own leisure, not force people into viewing them...