December 2009
i seriously CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING because my dog...
YOUR BAND SUCKS. MY OWN BOYFRIEND USED TO BE IN IT...
IT SUCKS.
I don't think I'm even going to prom this year....
(via davebignasty)
you should take me! we could disco dance.
tumblr is not a place for little girls who feel...
stop creeping on my boyfriend ];
#25: Stephanie Meyer
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
zombiekookie:
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main...
my little brother being on facebook might just be...
i hate when i get that feeling like i missed out...
i wish wii fit had a jazzercise program
i've been really into reminiscing on the jackie...
yu mo gwe gwe fi de sao
angry post of the day is done
ONE MOAR TING, tru jackson vp is the worst show on television
ANGER DONE
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
outisthrough:
herpderp:
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the stuff you’re reblogging,...
Just a small town girl!!!! Livin in a lonely...
quietblackbird:
rabbitinmytrousers:
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detriotttt!
he took a midnight train going anywhereeee!
PROPANE
MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME OMG
potterazzi:fuckyeahharryhermione:shesmostlygone:
“You have used me.” “Meaning?” “I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter —-“ “But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”...
assassins creed II
you are a disappointment
i wish you a great deal of nonexistence.
i'm scared of like 80% of animals
THANKS FOR FOLLOWING EMILYFROMPALLETOWN!
the-burrow:
do you know ash ketchum?
he’s my cousin… his mom makes really good mashed potatoes.
GOD WHY do i keep getting on myspace
emilyfrompallettown!
potterazzi:
i love you already! fellow harry potter & the killers lover…too good to be true x)
aren’t people on tumblr just the best? :D
emilyfrompallettown started following you
potterazzi:
danke! :)
anyone with a potter reference in the username almost always has my follow :D
surfing tidal waves, creating nano bots, or...
i'm going to have to spend a few days
TUMBLING.
but not today. maybe tomorrow. today i plan on going home and turning on my wii fit swagga, if you catch my drift.
new years resolution: one summer of my high school career where i’m comfortable in a swimsuit. at least kind of comfortable anyway. i also need to bring my 3.3 up to a 3.5… it already sounds overwhelming, but I CAN DO IT! right?
LET THE LOLZ COMMENCE
“Sitting at home, playin ps3. Missin my baby. Missin her voice, her laugh, and her beautiful eyes. I have a lot to be thankful for this Christmas eve. But mostly I thank god for her love. I’ve realized in this last year that I’m strong on my own. But with her beside me….I’m unstoppable. Merry Christmas everybody.”
merry christmas indeed.
TUMBLR HALP
how do you get pictures to show up as thumbnails instead of little gray boxes?
so far(from family) i've received
i haven't been on tumblr in a ridiculously long...
OH IT IS A .RAR
samanthakayyy:
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH A .RAR?
winrar dat biatch mayne
547. YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CAT URINE AND I KNOW...
(via gotwisdom)
you see, i got two cats inside me.
– lucky
i just want to live in a world where santa can get into your house but thieves...
– luanne platter
the only reason i'll miss brittany murphy is...
tonight is the first night i've been home by...
win.
donny osmond is on this episode of johnny bravo...
the millionaires are sluts
eat my farts
THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS
i am a gummi bear
yes i’m a gummi bear
i love you and i want to make you pregnant